lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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