addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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