umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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