I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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