Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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