My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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