last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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