White coat. Heels.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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