how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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