we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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