need another drink. this is the easiest way
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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