did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
my poor anus
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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