turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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