If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
How naked do you want me to be?
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