Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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