You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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