it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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