what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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