yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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