Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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