the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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