in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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