My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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