I'm jealous of your bromance
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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