the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Randomize
