is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
NoShamevember. You game?
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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