I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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