The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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