Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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