I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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