I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
