Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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