So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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