I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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