just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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