I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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