Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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