Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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