singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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