are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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