Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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