My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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