so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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