BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
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