people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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