I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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