sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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