I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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