I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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