Having a random hookup so left but love u
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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