Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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