I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just found puke in my bra..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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