Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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