Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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